Naruto 453

This week's Naruto will surely cause fangasms all over the Internetz! Sasgay's back and all over the place! There's even Gaara at the end.



Team Taka heads to Konoha. Then, Tobi (who is definitely not a good boy anymore) appears.
Team Taka was like "Oh shi-" and stuff.
Suigetsu: Shit, bad timing. We are very tired and we're about to rest, you know.
Sasuke: How did you know where I was?
Madara: Don't underestimate my hunk radar, idiot.
Sasuke: Damn it, why am I always being followed by these frickin' rapists? First Orochimaru, then Naruto, then this Madara!
Then Tobi tells them how stupid they was for being tricked by that Kirabi (Killerbee, the gangsta jinchuuriki of the hachibi).
Tobi: Now, that's one big epic fail gaiz.
Team Taka:
Tobi:
Team Taka:
Sasuke: Tobi:


Tobi Madara tells Sasuke that Konohagakure no longer exists. Zetsu appears, telling them that Danzou is the new hokage.
Sasuke:
Madara: Just as planned.
Madara tells him that the five kages will hold a meeting.

Meanwhile, Naruto meets Killerbee's gangsta friends and asked them to tell everything they know about Saskay.
Sakura:
Karui: Damn, your crying won't bring Killerbee or Yugito back!
Sai: Er.. you know, now that the order has been sent out to kill Sasuke, I'm sure the village will provide you with all the information you need. There's no need to pressure these guys.
Naruto: Yeah right. You've said the "S" word many times already.

Team Samui:
Team Samui: B-b-b-b-but we just thought we'd see if we could find more info (like what's his favorite color and type of girl, lol.)!
Naruto:
So there, they decide to find Killerbee instead. I miss that guy, btw.
On the other hand, the Akatsuki guys found that Naruto defeated Pain. Yes. I can understand them if they can't believe it. You'll never believe how Pain was defeated, really. Read Sasuke's reply? Good.
(YOU FAILED NARUTO, LOL)

Kay, change of plans. They're going to kill the kages! FFFFFFFFF
O WAAAAAI.
Yeah, Danzou will be targeted and hopefully, killed (>:D OH JOY). BUT, it just happened that..
...ONE OF OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS IS ALSO A KAGE, GODDAMMIT!

Well, that's it for this week.